The Masked Weasel

When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)

Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!

Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?

Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!

by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010

Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Tuxedo Masked

Whenever a main character in a TV series or movie, is about to die in a very dramatic way and is saved at the last possible second by an unsuspected hero.

Enemy: you're going to die Sailor Moon with a claw to the face! (Attacks)
Sailormoon: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
(Rose interrupts)

Enemy: WTF
Tuxedo mask: Not today evil doer! You just got Tuxedo Masked!

by Dstar01 August 8, 2017

cristina maseda

Is the most pretty girl in the world, she is so athlete and also she is very good in volleyball. All the people want to be like her because is so beautiful and kind with others, she always like to help others that need it. She is the best girl in the world. Also she like that her friends tell her "Cristy" she don't like that they tell her "Cris"

BRO...I will like to be such as Cristina Maseda

by Alejandro Lopez Garcia January 8, 2018

Baby mashed potatoes

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

the Masked Arab

The masked Arab is an Arab YouTuber that is very funny and handsome , attractive human being. If this person where to ever leave this planet everyone would be in chaos for his religion is the best (being a Muslim myself ) i do note the importance of such being a religious person in such matter. But his presence is not a normal aura people get while watching his divine films, it’s the character and charisma that shines forth.

And that is the Masked Arabs goal.

NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE. Thank you and i hope the Masked Arab sees this.

Charlie: wow that person is soo cool
Fred: yes my child, he is the masked Arab him and his religion are the peak of humanity.
Charlie: yes my father, i will aim to be like the beloved.
Fred: yes.

by HammpterTheAlmighty June 27, 2022

Masked Marvel Jr.

Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.

Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.

by Will April 21, 2005