Mystical Powers

Boobs, Tits, Breasts, Fun Bags, Use of Cleavage. Most chicks have them, some dont. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors and varying degrees of power. Most of the population (male and female) succumb to their whim.

Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.

"Dude, why did you just spend your cab money buying that chick a drink?"

"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."

by Awosomr September 27, 2011

Shits mystical.

A phrase comonly used in Ringwood, New Jersey to express a state of absolute bakery in one's mind. One's lungs would have to consume approximately half an ounce to achieve such state of being in their own little world.

Billy - You aright? You look bugged...

Spanky - I'm good man, Shits mystical.

by Roryk January 21, 2006

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

Masticator

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.

Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.

by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011

Mystical Bitch-Tits

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.

Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.

by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

masticle

to jack off with or using your testicle/s

dude I need to masticle so bad

by burger itto May 15, 2008