masturwait

When you masturbate while waiting for someone

Person A: Hey, When are you coming over?
Person B: In about two hours.
Person A: Ok I will have a masturwait
Person B: ewww, You didn't need to tell me that.
Person A: Meh

by fire eater October 24, 2009

masterbation

simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker

i probably could not go a week without masterbation

by pothhead February 26, 2009

masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

by Wigga May 9, 2003

masterbatious

An individual who is so sexually attractive that one may be tempted to masterbate to thoughts of them.

Dude, that girl who sat in front of us in econ today was so masterbatious.

by PhrosTT January 17, 2006

chronic masterbation syndrome

when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.

Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome

by DementedWarrior September 8, 2011

masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016