Mastahating

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014

Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023

masturhatin'

To walk in on or otherwise prevent another's act of deeding/fingering.

Steve: *jerking off*
Bob: *walks in*
Steve: DUDE! I WAS ****ING JERKING OFF, YOU MIND?! QUIT MASTURHATIN'!

by irool July 9, 2010

masturbating superhero

What Batman does between the cartoonstrips.

Mike: Dude, this cartoon has a masturbating superhero in it.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.

by Anal Violator October 21, 2003

masterhation

when you masterbate to someone you hate.

That bitch Kim is getting on my nerves, but shes so hot. Time for some masterhation

by trilla king January 3, 2011