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midnight mass

For all the bad Catholics out there who only go to mass on midnight Christmas Day because they skipped every Sunday mass prior. The church is usually packed out to capacity.
"When was the last time you went to church"
"It doesn't matter. I'll make it up by going to midnight mass"
by KyleReese April 9, 2009
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Mass Effect

Mass effect was published by bioware and is a great game, rpg
Boy: omg MASS effect IS THE BEST RPG-Roleplaying game EVER!
by spike l April 12, 2008
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Mass Babe

Someone who is an extreme babe, a total hottie. Very attractive and good looking.
Ohmigod. Look at that guy! How hot is he? He's like a Mass Babe!
by Maddieee. January 11, 2009
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J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl who is a snake or gold digger. Often times they share a room at ones parents house.
I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
by #3OrDie July 19, 2018
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Mass Orgy

A mass orgy is a form of sex, and is the 5th level on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is one of the most famous levels but also the one that many consider the worst form of sex. This is mainly due to the fact that it is a just a build up to the best type of sex, the shrekfest, which usually includes the same people in the mass orgy, but also includes one of the members uncles.
Person A: "That was not fun. The mass orgy is shit. Anyways, whose uncle is gonna be apart of the shrekfest?"
Person B: "Mine..."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
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Mass Debating

It means that you are a massive debater
Mom: what is jimmy doing upstairs?
Dad: he is mass debating to his sister.
by BreadTaken October 9, 2020
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mass nast

1. Exceedes societal norms of acceptable grossness.
Did you see that photo of Amy Winehouse going to rehab?

Yeah, that was mass nast.
by jimmy b and matt e January 22, 2008
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