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Masada

To Masada (v). To kill the ones you love first and then commit suicide rather than face an unbearable future.
Rory: One time I had two hermit crabs, and one of the crabs killed its buddy and then buried itself alive in the sand and died!
Isabel: It looks like your crabs masadad themselves rather than continue to live in your care.
by Roach busters September 24, 2013
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maradona

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.
maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.
by major_delmac March 4, 2005
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Marmaduked

Marmaduke, NOOOO! I've been Marmaduked!
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Marmaduke

A penis the size of a large dog, like a Great Dane.
Lil dude be dragging his Marmaduke all around the room and sheeeeeeit! Yo!
by Dick Dickson January 30, 2003
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Massad

Massads are truly amazing people beautiful and extremely inteligent. They are very selfless always trying to help their fellow man. They will make you smile and laugh non-stop. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a Massad cherish that moment because you are truly blessed!
OMG that show was so Massad!
by Claytorade January 20, 2012
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Maradona

A cheating cunt who is a fucked up drug addcit.
Fair enough he was the best player in the world between 84-88
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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Morsadimole

(Morse-add-ih-MOH-lay)
The act of masturbating violently, committing suicide in the process; the act of violent masturbation; the act of raping oneself, etc.
It's like Seppuku, but involving genitalia instead of swords. Also, samurai usually don't do it. Can involve BDSM, self-torture, etc. May involve use of sex toys. Not to be confused with suiciderbate, which is not sexual at all. (Or is it?) RULE 34!
That actor on the news who was supposedly murdered? I heard it was actually a morsadimole, you know. He did have a reputation as a Masochist...
by PaedoKing May 17, 2011
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