someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.

Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.

by mousegrass April 23, 2014

Manual Flush

1. A method by which one might intervene when a toilet is about to overflow, often due to an atypically large dump clogging the fixture. It involves pouring water into the bowl to balance out the displacement which a typical or automated flush without clogging would normally do. One must act fast in such a situation, resorting to the use of a nearby trash can or other receptacle in which to collect water from the tub or sink and then quickly dump into the impending explosion of the clogged toilet bowl.

2. A rare hand in poker where the player folds, citing and displaying greater interest in masturbating than in continuing to play.

1. "Holy eff, how big was your fucking turd, man? That's gonna flood this place! Quick, do a manual flush!"

2. "Jeremy's always dope to hang with, but when it comes to poker, he's more into the manual flush and coming, if you know what I mean..."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

manual transmission

The superior way of driving. More engaging and reliable although a rarity in the United States. To drive one, your left foot modulates a clutch and your right foot modulates the brakes/gas. You start going in motion when the clutch bites.

Did you see my new Honda Civic ?

u/hiyacoolcat7685's new car is a manual transmission, meaning he's a great driver

by hiyacoolcat April 28, 2024

Manual Spliff

The act of ripping a joint and a cigarette at the same time.

"I know its messing with the rotation but pass me that joint so I can hit the manual spliff"

by mikamellian February 24, 2023

Manual high school

A high school in Louisville where everyone is depressed and spends all day complaining.

Girl: “You go to Manual high school??”
Sleep-deprived person: *cries* “unfortunately”

by Mrs.Letti January 24, 2020

Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.

*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”

by danasp_42 May 11, 2020