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Man

The source of this planet’s greatest achievements and greatest destructions. A creature that lives and breathes for his family and self. Doesn’t mind working more than half of his life as long as he sees his beautiful wife and kids happy.

Treats a woman as his equal complement. Respects his mom and dad, an asset to the society; well-mannered and polite to other people but won’t hesitate to kick your ass the moment you try to fuck him up.

Always walks with confidence, not only because he has fortune, fame and power but also because he knows he has the respect of the people surrounding him. Acts as if he has the biggest dick in the room and no one argues about it.

Woman’s greatest hero or greatest villain. Poses as a big challenge for females making them want to have sex with him even more. Will do anything for a woman that he loves and loves him back. Finds deep pleasure when his dick is getting suck by a woman and doesn’t mind licking that woman’s pussy after. A being born with two heads and always has a problem of which one to use.

He is the planet’s most dangerous creature. A beast that only gets stronger when being wounded; Half angel half devil. A combination of macho man, bad boy and good boy. A being that won’t hesitate to destroy anyone that threatens his family. The main character on books read by parents for their children every night that saves everyone during distress and takes home the girl to live happily ever after — while fucking her at the same time.
Example #1

Jenna: I hate that man sometimes. But I still love fucking him when he comes home and brings all the good stuff.

Example #2

Curious Lisa: Why do you like getting head so much?

Tom: Because I’m a man. That's why.

Example #3

Enlightened guru: No one really knows what’s the real definition of a man, you just have to see him to believe it.
by vlodia April 2, 2015
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Man

Need proof that man is awesome. Look at your house; every brick is where it is because a man put it there.
by The Nonsuch September 27, 2010
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Man on

A football term.
When there is an oppostion player behind the payer with the ball, the crowd and other players shout "man on" to warn him of the oppostion player's proximity.
"Campo! man on, man on"
by Julia January 22, 2004
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Man

One who defies peer pressure in the pursuit of happiness; regardless, of success or failure.
Man, everyone disagrees with you, no one comes around anymore, what are you going to do?
Well, I'm not hurting myself, or anyone else. I'm content with myself and my life. Maybe I'll
go by there tomorrow or years from now; but one thing is for certain, one day they will see
things my way...
by the Good Son May 20, 2013
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Man

A casual, brief greeting used regardless of sex.
Guy 1: Hey, what's up man?

Guy 2: Nothing much man.
by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009
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The Man

All too powerful divine force. Rules your life, keeps you in line. In america it is very common to "stick it to the man", but watch out, The Man sticks back. You go and stick him with a call in to work sick on 4th of July? He'll come right back, bend you over, and stick it to you right back by he won't fire you from your shitty job, but gives you double the hours of nights and weekend shifts the next week, just daring you to stick him again and try and quit your job. When he sticks back, he sticks back hard. Few have defied The Man and have survived to tell about it. You fuck with The Man, then The Man fucks you.
Matt and Andrew foolishly thinking they could stick it to The Man for weeks on end were skipping school and participating in outdoor activites. For a couple days they thought they had beaten The Man until they capsized their canoe, losing not only valuable posessions, but also their dignity as at the next day at school they were laughed upon by children who understood not to fuck with The Man.
by ed0gg giggidy goo July 29, 2008
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mans

More than 1 man. Used by people who have a kindergarten education.
Mans: Daddy look at those man's. No honey, they are men.
by Snapaccountable October 19, 2021
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