Mangate

A tailgate hosted by all men who are ill prepared and normally consists of beer and food but no utensils, plates, or any other preperation.

Girl 1: God we went and met up with Jason and his friends at the football game and all they had was a ton of beer, some burgers, and a grill.

Girl 2: I know they didn't even have plates or a spatula to flip the burgers. What a mangate!"

by jturner December 17, 2008

Manatee

A mass so large it defies belief. it moves unbelieveble slowly

Person 1: Gosh, that Greg next door is such a manatee
Person 2: Yeah, totally

by tuut April 15, 2009

Manatee

A very fat man that is usualy seen in white tees

Wowzers look at that Manatee

by F00DiSGO0d October 19, 2007

manatee

Nature's speedbump.

Thump
Was that a wave?
No, it was just a fat useless manatee.

by waddle May 6, 2003

The Manatee

When a man and a woman go to a buffet and pig out until their belly's are poking out and they are uncomfortable. They then go home, turn on the heat, strip naked and engage in the most wild, uncomfomfortable and sweaty sex.

Chica #1: How was dinner last night with Julio?

Chica #2: Oh my goodness chica, we did The Manatee.

by Julio Rumundo May 29, 2008

Maneater

1. A woman who enjoys eating men. see cannibalism
2. Someone who takes advantage of men. Their mantra is "Love 'em and leave 'em." Of course, they don't really love them. They sleep with them, or help them get some and then leave them lying in the cold.

She's such a maneater. - skank
A man could also be a maneater.
He's such a maneater. - man-skank

by Emmalouhoo December 4, 2006

Mammate

The act of an animal basking upon a sun-warmed rock, in order to warm the body and invigorate its sperm. Most commonly applied to a Sea-Dave.

Overheard: (Sea-Dave) 'Im going to mammate on that rock over yonder'

by Chatswood February 7, 2009