Monkey's Wedding

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.

A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.

by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011

Monkey’d

Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)

Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.

Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.

by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021

Nothing Monkey

Nothing Monkey is a user of a Facebook group that observes but very rarely comments. When they do comment it is usually sarcastic in nature. They can usually be found outside of facebook hunting cats for fun.

"Wow I see Ben commented again. Yeah ben is a right Nothing monkey". "I see several cats have gone missing, probably that Nothing monkey doing it again"

by C.H.Ungs October 13, 2019

Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.

Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr

by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

Fat Monkey

A very plump, juicy vagina. Usually used as an adjective for a delightfully ample female private area.

Hey, girl! Let me get some of that Fat Monkey!

by Snow Right September 3, 2016

Monkey Snausage

A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet

Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!

by Libby Herr November 19, 2014