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Mald

Mald/Malder/Malded, Malder, Maldly

another way of saying mad

adjective, noun, verb,

noun: someone who gets mad over the smallest thing (DC/ REDDIT mods, anime fans) : joey is a malder
Verb: the act of getting mad over the smallest things , eg: James Malded at the fact someone didn't agree with his opinion
adjective : describes petty/ unneeded anger) eg: He maldly complained about someone not agreeing that goku claps all anime )
Verb: James Malded that someone posted memes in general

Noun: GUY 1: Joseph smashed his monitor because he lost at Halo Infinite.

GUY 2: LOL WHAT A MALDER!

Adjective: Joseph Maldly smashed his monitor because he Malded over one of his discord members said a small joke
by Kyzastevens November 22, 2021
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Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.
I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!
by You sure bro? September 17, 2021
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Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.
So bad, so mad! Simply malding
by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021
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Malding

Noah Bowlds
Noah is "malding" as always
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Malding

The definition of Malding is simply Royal/Dylan
That person is Malding
by TailwindEagle October 10, 2020
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Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.
"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

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"Mald burger.... 👀 "
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Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding
Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*
by Depression :D April 28, 2022
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