Mald

To be so mad you bald, like instead of telling someone to "stay mad" just say "Mald"

John: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL! YOU'RE HACKING!
Mark: Mald

by pedudant March 6, 2022

Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

Malding

Mad and Balding

Helical son is malding. ;)

by SYMDOTCOME October 8, 2020

malding

Someone who is mad and balding.

Tyler is malding

by ddick andd balls November 16, 2020

malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.

bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.

by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021

Pre-Malding

When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong

you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun

by MaldMaster69 October 19, 2021

malding

emil

emil is malding

by SkelettMan April 26, 2023