A combination of the words mad and bald used by someone being so flustered, salty, or tilted that they lose control of their vocabulary. Often used to describe the offending person.
Yo that dude was mald after losing that game they couldn’t form a coherent sentence to save their life.
Bruh was mald after getting stomped in that game.
Bruh was mald after getting stomped in that game.
by Halfnir January 01, 2022
by vclair February 08, 2021
Mald is when someone sucks at a game and gets so mad that they start to pull their hair out and go bald while simultaneously punching holes in their walls.
In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging
In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging
qqb11ar: You been coming back trying to kill me and every time you try you die for the last 15 mins
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the
by qqb11ar May 09, 2022
Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.
- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"
Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.
- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"
Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.
by You sure bro? September 17, 2021
by forwinningarguments May 20, 2022
"Mald" is a word used mostly by little Roblox faggots who only play Naruto games, Rogue lineage or Deepwoken. Mald/Malding means you are angry to the point of which you are balding.
Regular player: Bro this game sucks, that move is completely unbalanced.
Morbidly obese Deepwoken player: Mald about it kid.
Morbidly obese Deepwoken player: Mald about it kid.
by ohnahbro May 11, 2022
by piizi November 23, 2021