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Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.
I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!
by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022
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malding

who the fuck is Hasan and why is he malding?
Hasan is malding?
by ajspetraccoon March 26, 2022
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mald

1: Ngl yous malding
2: What.?
1: Mad balding.
by band man. February 8, 2022
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malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.
bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.
by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021
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Pre-Malding

When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong
you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun
by MaldMaster69 October 19, 2021
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mald

Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.
I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!
by You sure bro? September 17, 2021
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Mald

To be so mad you bald, like instead of telling someone to "stay mad" just say "Mald"
John: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL! YOU'RE HACKING!
Mark: Mald
by pedudant March 6, 2022
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