mayonnaise pen

Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse

She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.

by Mayo pen March 30, 2015

mayonnaise queen

Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.

synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.

Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.

by The Cherminator July 11, 2015

mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

Mayonnaisey and Sausage

An entirely theoretical flavor you have only imagined and never tasted in real life.

Ronald: What are you up to tonite?

Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.

by tihmn December 25, 2020

Mayonnaisecake

Really hot and funny instagram account who is also really funny and hot and famous and funny on instagram.

Jonny: do you know what is funny
Jonathan, jon, jo, jojo ,joe and johnny: what is funny?
Jonny: Mayonnaisecake
Jonathan, jon, jo, jojo ,joe and johnny: true i do think mayonnaisecake is quite the comedic instagram account.

by Internet Safety Robot February 25, 2021

mayonnaise'd

When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.

I mayonnaise'd him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.

by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021

Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023