Chain E-mail

Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.

Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."

by Kyreshis February 17, 2008

brown hate mail

Shitting though the letterbox of some one you hate/dislike

Steve.. I got some brown hate mail!
Andy.. What's that?
Steve.. Someone shit though my letterbox
Andy.. They must hate you

by mitch00uk April 19, 2015

Tom the Mail Man

An absolute legend in the underground scene, and one of the most versatile artists that exists. He can sing, rap, play video games, stream, and do all of that AT THE SAME TIME. Everyone needs to listen to him.

Person 1: Oh my god bro, have you heard the new Tom the Mail Man song?
Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FIRE, I HONESTLY LOVED SSIE AND NOW HE'S DROPPING MORE STUFF!
Person 3: Who's Tom the Mail Man?
Person 1 & 2: Let's show our homie how fire this man is

by 2extra May 11, 2021

Picture Mail

When a female blesses your phone with flicks of herself

guy: Hey can you send me picture mail
female: Got you pa (sends pictures of herself)

by Giant pepe February 25, 2020

Mailey

Mailey is a beautiful girl that will stick by your side for a long time until you do something extremely horrible. She’ll love you and stay with you even when others don’t. She’s extremely hilarious and does crazy things. She’ll be nice to everyone except for the ones that hurt her friends or family. You can always count on this beautiful yet unexpected girl.

Person 1: Woah, did you see that Mailey??
Person 2: Yes! She is absolutely beautiful!

by KatherineCrush2 November 2, 2019

maika maile

he's the lead singer in a band called there for tomorrow. he's hot and sexy, and the obsession of many girls

girl: OMG I LOVE MAIKA MAILE, HE WAS SO HOT AT THE CONCERT

boy: wow, girls are constantly talking about this guy, im so jealous

by alexagaskarth March 12, 2009

Mail Jeevas

One of the most succesful minor characters in a Japanese animated series. He stars in 3 episodes of the popular anime, Death Note.

If hes lucky, he'll be as popular as Mail Jeevas

by Aliciaa Cullen February 10, 2009