Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

Magician

Magician is a person who has passed the age of 30 years old and is still a virgin.

Person 1: Dude I finally became a magician!
Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..

by Invalid Silver April 8, 2019

magicdank

The word Magicdank, is a stupid guy a very bad video game player as well as 2k20 he drives his nuts on a hot coarse street until there is no pane what so ever once done he will be waterboarded until vile liquid comes out of his but .

This Magicdank is such a bad person

by Shrek the swamp April 21, 2020

tricky magician

The act of inserting one's finger into their partner's anus, and upon complaint, slightly curling the finger and pretending it's stuck until you can successfully yell to your friends in the other room for help.

"Bob pulled the tricky magician on Tiffany last night. You should have seen her face when we ran into the room to help him!!!"

by slapdabitch April 30, 2006

Semen Magician

A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.

Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Marlboro Magician

After a man and his wife has 2 children and he leaves to go get cigarettes but never returns until 6 years later, married to his ex wifes sister and kidnaps their 2 children and then repeats the process a 2nd time.

My Dad was so amazing that he was able to pull a Marlboro Magician on my mom and my aunt.

by Tac0Slay3r November 2, 2020