masterbationally

Something is so wonderful you would consider, "firing one off" right at that moment.

Can be an object, a person, any "thing"

A. Step Brothers is such a good film!

How good?

Masterbationally Good!

B. Have you seen that new girl?

Is she fit?

Masterbationally!

by OxygenFactory October 17, 2009

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Materbating

Having fun

I like Materbating with my friends.

by Black Lives matter57 June 28, 2021

MaterBating

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023