munch

A shortened version of the common insult cock munch.
Can be applied as a noun in two forms: munch or muncher.

1: You're a stupid munch, get lost.
2: Get away from me you muncher!

by acron^ December 28, 2005

munch

To ruminate, to mind-fuck, to chew a situation over and over in your mind uselessly and unendingly.

When your boyfriend leaves: He's gone, that's it, I've just got to let him go and stop munching it.

by andy3142 July 9, 2010

Munch

someone who is a pussy eater.
a person who gives their female partner oral sex

“Jackson munched me so good last night”

by LittleMunchyMooncake May 3, 2023

Munch

to be honest..munch means tiny,small so there for she meant ur nothing n****

“You thought I was feeling you that n**** a munch”.

by rAwriousrexussy September 7, 2022

munch

A vile, short-tempered person. This person usually also has a sick and twisted sense of humor, which includes southern windchime jokes.

Your attitude and foul language is gathering a lot of attention. Please stop acting like a munch.

by Plugg May 13, 2005

Munch

New York slang for loser, a hater, a fool, a certified bozo

You thought i was feelin you? That nigga a munch

by GodlyNibba September 4, 2022

munch

an old vagina with mussels on the outer lips, 30 coral reefs, and upwards of 50 crusty caves

"Damn, girl, how long has it been since you've used this thing? You've got yourself a crusty munch!"

or

"Dude, I heard you banged Ms. Phillips last night."
"Yea, it was gross... she had a munch."

by crazycrunch January 25, 2009