Road Mosquito

Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.

Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”

by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021

brown mosquito

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off

Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!

by brown_mosquito April 09, 2014

Mosquito boobs

Boobs so small, that they look like they're mosquito bites.

Jesse has a beautiful face and a great ass, but she also has mosquito boobs.

by erp01 May 02, 2016

mosquito

A guy that refuses to go away; a man that can not take a hint.

A person that uses other people.

Girl, this nigga is playing misquito like he can't get the message.

by Angeleka September 19, 2003

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag August 27, 2006

mosquito bites

When one's tatas are so small they look similar to mosquito bites. The chick in a group of girls with the smallest bazooms.

Wow Teresa you don't even need a bra for them mosquito bites!

by LindseyHarris October 20, 2006

Drama Mosquito

Somebody who sucks the life out of you by complaining.

Quick, everyone act like you are busy, it's that guy again! If it's not one thing, it's another. He is such a drama mosquito.

by Eolara May 24, 2010