MINIONMOMMY

Harmless, has a big mouth, and spreads lies. Says “you’re obsessed” too often, and isn’t funny. Horrible packer.

Gertrude: “Ew is that MINIONMOMMY? I heard she can’t keep her mouth shut”

by bigbussymother July 9, 2021

Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021

Minionillion

The amount of money that the hit film Minions: Rise of gru has grossed in the box office. A constantly growing exponential number.

Bob: how much did the film Minions: Rise of Gru gross in the box office?
Stuart: Idk, ask Kevin.
Kevin: it was around one Minionillion dollars.

by The gentle minion July 11, 2022

Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

scabby minion

meaning ur dirty for doin somink rank !

stop skeeting on me u scabby minion !!!

by cloda May 21, 2006

a minion exit

a place that short people go to calm down

the short kid left to a minion exit

by big poopy boi March 21, 2023

National Minion Meme Day

December 2nd is officially National Minion meme day. This is very important, as you can be a boomer on this day.

Person 1: what day is it?
Person 2: National minion meme day!

Person 1: what’s that mean?
Person 2: you can say dumb minion memes and post them on media today!

by KZ :) December 3, 2019