Milf

Mother id love (to) FUCK.

Devan andersons mom was SO hot. Shes a deff. milf

by Devan's Mom's P-I-M-P November 11, 2009

Milfish

Something that is as Hot as a Mother Id Like To Fuck. But isnt exactly.

This Nail Colour Is Milfish.

by Methodized May 3, 2006

Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.

Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!

by Calabasas MIlf Hunter March 29, 2009

milf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"

mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

by J.R. J. December 29, 2003

MILF

Moms I'd Like to Fund

This is the new definition of MILF. It comes from a crypto project on binance smart chain that is focused on charity. A tax is applied on every trade to Fund charities helping Moms and women around the world. Go to milf.finance to learn more about it

I am going to buy some MILF today ! I am going to be a MILFionnaire and also Fund some Moms in the process !

by clemh June 1, 2021

Ultra MILF

The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.

"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

Milched

Past tense. To have been under the impression or to have been without knowledge of the true sexual orientation or identity of an individual whom you are sexually or romantically interested.

"I was talking to this girl; I thought we had a real connection but I got milched! It turns out she's a lesbian."

"I was making out with this guy and I discovered that he was really a woman. Boy, I got milched!"

by G.H. Besus Christ March 25, 2008