Mattes

A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
by Frank 21222 April 17, 2009
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Matt

A Matt is a true born champion, they are also very smooth with the ladies and very outgoing.
Matt's are also amazing at sports.
Everybody loves a Matt
Oh look that team has a Matt, guess we are screwed.
by MattJ21 October 27, 2014
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matt

sexy as hell.
sweet.
wears nice pants.
beautiful blue eyes.
best smile ever. <3
sex god.
Wow... Matt is amazing.. I'd ride.
by 6969696969shitzz April 04, 2011
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Matt

He is a loyal friend always has your back no matter what. Best personality. He is cute,smart, and funny and you will never meet another one like him so take your shot!
He is so cute!
Matt is my bestie!
by SecretGirl-101 December 28, 2017
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Matt

The shy kid that everyone likes but noone especially takes notice too.
That kid is a matt, he's so cute but I wouldn't date him.
by Themattster69 February 08, 2011
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A Matt comes with incredible eyes and A1 graded kissing lips complete with lip ring. A Matt spends all his time and money in a frenzied state of euphoria on his throne using sticks to perform buzz rolls on round cylinders of various sizes while smashing tin plates at the same time to get his groove on. A Matt will bring you vegetarian food when neccessary or be the designated driver if needed. A Matt is a friend of the highest caliber. You will usually see a Matt with groupies hanging all over him which he considers nazzty. Matts reside in a state of oblivion with no clue about anything that goes on around them except the sight and sound of drum sets and drum music. A Matt has an uncanny abilty to make you laugh hysterically and to talk for hours about his random ahmazing interests and experiences. A Matt is a perfect combo of single stroke rolls, ruffs, and paradiddles. A Matt is a masterful combination of good looks, humor and sexiness all packed into a babyface giant package of superb drum skills.
Drummer 1: WOW now that is one heck of a Matt solo.
Drummer 2: I gotta get my Matt on like that wut wut yea.
by Lilydontknow February 12, 2010
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Matt

The hottest guy in the world, cute, a chick magnet, usually on the shorter side at a younger age, makes a girl wish he would never leave her.
Wow, your bf is such a Matt
by Irish Man Matt October 25, 2011
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