by sexbang December 23, 2013
For example Christian tried to say he was from dc but his mom said he’s from maryland so he was false claiming so that makes him a Maryland man oh and ronda is fat
by L0r Chase March 22, 2020
You are tossing someones salad(eating out their asshooooooole) and they fart, thus expanding your cheeks leaving you with that blowfish face!
Glen: "Hey man! I heard that Roger turned Sarah into a maryland blowfish for a hot stinky minute"
Jack: "EW, yo"
Jack: "EW, yo"
by dirtyburgh6 December 10, 2009
Passing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. Most commonly seen in the state of Maryland, known as the home to America's worst drivers. Considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most Marylanders.
Tom: Shit, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and I don't feel like slowing down.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
by itstombtw October 20, 2009
A SMALL SMALL TOWN.. where one side of the town is mixed with rich prick heads and sluts, and the other side is mixed with rednecks and meth addics
by Sportsdude230 April 09, 2017
Crabs... Maryland is known for its blue crabs and its high std rate. One infected with crabs is also likely to suffer from the blues... the term "maryland blues" spawns from these observations.
by HanSteveo October 14, 2009
A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019