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Marlon

Marlon is a white dude whose head is the shape of an egg, he most likely shaved it when he as drunk as a stupid bet
Marco: Whose that ugly ah guy

Jake: Oh that's Marlon
by sadaskdlad October 13, 2022
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Marlon

Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".
Extra: Tell me about this Marlon character.
Me: He's a fat turd.
by Punjabi Peanut February 19, 2024
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Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
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Marlon

Nemo's dad, misspelled by a Tumblr user by the name of "neongreenpissstream" which angered this now defunct account, and made him lash at the account that used this term, captioned-vines, which captioned the vine in which Dory says "I put a whole lot of jelly beans up my ass."
"NEMO'S DAD? YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?!?!"
by Hardstuck Internet April 26, 2019
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Marlon

Er ist nicht so wie alle anderen, er braucht nur sich selbst in seinem Leben um glücklich zu sein. Dennoch ist er bei der richtigen Person liebevoll und loyal. Er ist wunderschön und hat dadurch ein sehr großes Ego. Was durch sein ständiges Krafttraining noch verstärkt wird. Leider hält er zu sehr an seinen unerfüllbaren Standarten fest, eine Frau wie Madison Beer, doch dem wird fast keiner gerecht. Auf der Welt liebt er nur seine Mutter, seinen großen Bruder und seinen Kater.
Marlon wenn du das siehst, nehm dir ein paar Dinge zu Herzen:

- hör auf so viel Alkohol zu trinken

- deine Freundin ersetzt nicht deine Mutter

- du bist hübscher als dein großer Bruder also hör endlich auf dich mit ihm zu vergleichen

- ich wäre immer mit dem Fahrrad mit dir zum Extrablatt gefahren

-ein Auto krempelt nicht dein Leben um
by 123;5 November 21, 2021
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Marlon

Marlon is the most sweetest person you will ever meet. You can be yourself around him and be comfortable. He is very kind and nice but also can be very shy . Once you get to know him tho he is a really down to earth person. If you come across a Marlon you’re very lucky.
Did you Marlon today? He looks very nice.
by Chickendeznuts November 23, 2021
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Marlone

Tru bad ass, top dog, real estate mogul, BSD, Mosephus killing playa who is taking over the world.
Have you seen what Marlone is up to lately? He is lit and can’t be stopped....
by Bofma January 5, 2018
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