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Malto Method

n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.

b. To do like Sean Malto does.
Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?

John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.
by -Angel- September 2, 2011
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Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.
by hotasian69 June 29, 2011
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Miltonic

A powerful descriptive term that typically defies description.

Miltonic:
1- characterized by distilled excellence;
2- describing a person or place or phenomenon that is beyond epic and beyond titanic;
3- almost as flawless as - or even more flawless than - LOTR or Dark Knight or AVATAR.

A term that draws it's stature & strength from the depth & breadth of the work by John Milton - an 'epic poet' born four centuries ago.
Ant: "Avatar is art."

Melve: "Mate, I know I saw it in 3D, 'epic' doesn't cut it, the movie was Miltonic".
by A cambridge Spyo March 29, 2010
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Motorboat Malone

The man most well known for his ability to make fart sounds on your wife's chest. His charming ways will also have him making fart sounds on your wife's chest when your not home. Motorboat "the milkman" Malone.
I just got motorboat Maloned by the milkman today. Awwww. Mazing!!!!
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 6, 2021
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milton bradley

the act of having sex while dressed up as the monopoly man. it can be every day, or only when your girl passes go. prefereabbly on a boardwalk or when she has grown out her marvin garden.
mike- i want sex
jane-well i want board games
james- how bout i solve both and play milton bradley
by john really brown July 8, 2006
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Maltings Academy

A wonderful land full of books and white boards also a type of prison for children !! :O
your under arrest your going to maltings academy
by lesbian kittens July 30, 2009
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Marlton Johnson

A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.
Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.
by Hester shaw August 26, 2013
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