The hottest Harry Potter character, played by the actor Tom Felton. (aka Thomas Andrew Felton) the character girls fantasize getting railed by.
Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
by emilyfeltonnn12 May 14, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug. by suchapotterhead September 30, 2020
Get the Draco malfoymug. Draco Malfoy is a beautiful man. A lot of people simp for him. If you name is Daisy you are destined to be his wife if not already. If you name is not Daisy don’t worry, you would have hooked up at one point with him
by Birribethel Dumbledore January 24, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug. DEFINITION OF DADDY ISSUES. LOL. HES SO HOT
DRACO+GREEN APPLE XRINGS= ME DYING ON YTHE FLOOR.
MY FIRST AND LAST LOVEE. E ERYOINE IS COMPARECD TO HIM.
HES A SEXIST BASTARD WEHIO IS ALSO RACISYT AND HATES ANYONE WHO SINT MAGIC OR PUREBOLODD BUT WE STIL LOVE HIM COX HES HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND WE HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES
WE STAN HIM. <3
DRACO+GREEN APPLE XRINGS= ME DYING ON YTHE FLOOR.
MY FIRST AND LAST LOVEE. E ERYOINE IS COMPARECD TO HIM.
HES A SEXIST BASTARD WEHIO IS ALSO RACISYT AND HATES ANYONE WHO SINT MAGIC OR PUREBOLODD BUT WE STIL LOVE HIM COX HES HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND WE HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES
WE STAN HIM. <3
pweson 1: can we date?
perocon 2: are you a racist sexist dickhead with zaddy issues?
perosn1: no..
perosm 2: then go fuck a lamp post. YPURN NOT Draco malfoy BITCH.
perocon 2: are you a racist sexist dickhead with zaddy issues?
perosn1: no..
perosm 2: then go fuck a lamp post. YPURN NOT Draco malfoy BITCH.
by yourlocalsidehoe May 22, 2022
Get the draco malfoymug. HE IS A CHARACTER IN HARRY POTTER WRITTEN BY JOANNE ROWLING WHO IS NOT A VILLAIN. HE IS MISUNDERSTOOD. I REPEAT, NOT A VILLAIN!!!!!!! btw he was played by Tom Felton in the movies.
by TheKewlestFerret November 8, 2020
Get the Draco Malfoymug. an ethereal woman who is married to the most sexiest fuck boy alive, Draco Lucius Malfoy. She doesn't give a shit about what people say but will end you if you even try to mess with her. She is Draco Malfoy's soulmate (as you can see by the beautiful name).
"Yooo, you just met Sariah Malfoy? You better run..."
"Woah, Sariah Malfoy is literally the most seductive person alive, no wonder Draco is obsessed with her."
"Woah, Sariah Malfoy is literally the most seductive person alive, no wonder Draco is obsessed with her."
by MafiaBitch13 June 13, 2021
Get the Sariah Malfoymug. by abushehadeh July 1, 2021
Get the draco malfoymug.