When you grease your partner’s pubes with hair oil so that they look like Malfoy from Harry Potter’s hair; then you fuck.
by Freggsmash May 14, 2019
The hottest Harry Potter character, played by the actor Tom Felton. (aka Thomas Andrew Felton) the character girls fantasize getting railed by.
Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
by emilyfeltonnn12 May 14, 2021
Draco Malfoy is a beautiful man. A lot of people simp for him. If you name is Daisy you are destined to be his wife if not already. If you name is not Daisy don’t worry, you would have hooked up at one point with him
by Birribethel Dumbledore January 24, 2021
by suchapotterhead October 01, 2020
by Claire Malfoy December 27, 2020
"But Draco Malfoy is a hottie!11!!1!!!"
'No, he looks like the type of kid to hit the top of a doorframe whenever he walked into a room.'
'No, he looks like the type of kid to hit the top of a doorframe whenever he walked into a room.'
by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 06, 2021
the boy who had no choice...
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.
he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin
- a bad bish
- a hot bish
- a sad bish
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.
he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin
- a bad bish
- a hot bish
- a sad bish
witch 1: i was railed by Draco malfoy last night.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?
witch 1: yes.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?
witch 1: yes.
by Mr malfoy’s wife December 28, 2020