Maia

Loves the outsiders. Says all the things everyone’s afraid to say. Maia’s usually have pretty long brown hair and greenish eyes. She is very beautiful and is not afraid to tell you that. She can come off as rude but she’s actually just joking. She loves Brooklyn 99 and has the personality of Rosa Diaz and Gina Linneti. She is a very loyal friend and will forever be by your side and will literally kill anyone who hurts you. She is very artsy and loves jewelry, painting, and is very stylish. She is very talented and has a great taste in music. Guy obsessed and will ask you to get a random guys Instagram when you’re at the beach. She is so amazing and will murder you if you steal her tic tacs. She is very swag. We love Maia. We will worship Maia. We are. MAIA.
Mop head: Maia is so beautiful
Maia: I know I am
by Ksnshsusnjskejsvve July 14, 2021
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Maia

Girl that dresses like a slag that Adam obsesses over. He even found a porn star that looks like her and persistently masturbates over their videos.
Adam - "I HAD A WANK OVER THE MAIA LOOKALIKE THE OTHER DAY IT WAS AMAZING"
by POoooOOON PLS January 2, 2020
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Maia Mcklumsy

A hobbit, time Lord,moron, mermaid, pirate who wants to go swimming but can't.
You sound like a maia mcklumsy
by Jay.hs June 9, 2019
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Maia

That girl Maia? Oh yeah, she's pretty but what a bitch!!
by adumbblonde234 May 2, 2018
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Maia

"Maia is the goddess of spring and fertility."
by Myyah February 3, 2025
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MAIA

Btec spelling of maya, skettiest child you will ever meet. Guaranteed to smoke 20 a day and chills outside crack houses like its a personality trait.
Joe: "Did you see Maia today..."
Drew: "Not bein funneh wouldnt stand within a 20 mile radius of the slag"
by cock destroyer 101 November 21, 2019
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Maia Beaumont

Maia Beaumont is a sexy mother f- er who knows how to party! She never forgets she is gorgeous and can end your life quicker then you can say anything bad about her!
"oh my gosh,she is stunning?!"

" Yeah she's Maia Beaumont!!!!"

" Oh wow 🤭"
by Mlb237 November 3, 2020
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