Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier

Acronym - for dumb F___ Piece of S___!

You lying dog face pony soldier!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

laming

To not be productive in any way, shape, or form. To do nothing of importance.

"Yeah dude, I haven't gotten anything done. I've just been laming all day."

by BritishGolgo13 October 4, 2005

Lying Down Game

The British (AKA cooler) version of planking

Dan played the lying down game in the loo.

by dklwmgwfdslfmls August 6, 2011

Lying Farter

A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

Luming Li

Used in any scenario where someone is cheap/stingy.

John: “Do you have beef hotdogs?”
Mark: “No, they were too expensive”
John: “What the fuck. Don’t be a Luming Li”

by yanni0161 August 5, 2019

lying fart

lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts

damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart

by hezdai November 16, 2020

bitch lying

Verb. Lying like a little bitch

She was straight bitch lying yesterday. No doubt.

by Moneybags Mcgee December 10, 2013