Lumpy Leigh

a10 thunderbolt goofy ahh bitch boy , also the is3 tank never actually saw conflict in ww2.

Lumpy Leigh get the fuck away from my cat, you freak!

by gingercatgaymes June 29, 2022

lumpy dumpkins

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins

lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

lumpy lunch

A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.

I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

Lumpy Puppy

Aha, so we meet at last! Prepare to die!

You Lumpy Puppy - get back to Verkhoyansk!

by Attila the Fish July 13, 2002

Lumpy Fart

When you shit yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

Lumpy Sugar

while giving a girl anal, before you pop you Five-Star her in the back hardcore, then as she screams in pain you pop little cum droplets on her nipples

Girl- "oo yes that feels nice....."

me-"almost there" *5-star From hell* !

now time to give her some lumpy sugar

by Greg Romano November 29, 2004

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008