lumberjack

a lumberjack is a person who wears all plaid, every single day of their life. lumberjacks can be either antisocial or popular, and they are usually male. however, rare female lumberjacks have been spotted on occasion.

this strange group of people is a very rare subset of what is now called a hipster... the lumberjack makes being a hipster look nerdier than ever through their overuse of the plaid pattern and other hipster elements.

is you happen to meet a lumberjack, don't scare him or her off! you may never see one again!

it looks just like all your other plaid shirts... how am i supposed to tell which one it is? you're such a lumberjack!

by i_don't_owe_you_a_thing February 22, 2011

urban lumberjack

A person who gets his firewood by picking up free pallets from behind businesses in the city and carrying them home on his back.

Unable to cut down trees in the park, Nathan became an urban lumberjack to heat his flophouse.

by 'D' Shift Dog Garr January 11, 2008

Lumberjacket

A plaid shirt or jacket, similar to those worn by lumberjacks. Preferably the classic red and black.

Nice lumberjacket you have there.

by richybmusic October 15, 2010

Lumberjack cute

A man who looks hot with a full beard, an axe, and flannel.

The lead singer from the kings of leon is sssooo lumberjack cute.

by Anarchychick October 24, 2010

Lumberjackass

A sports fan who only tweets positive comments about his team regardless of the score of the game and regardless of the team's current rank in the standings. See also: Homer, Corporate Shill, Super Fan™

We got our asses handed to us last night, but that Lumberjackass on Twitter had nothing but great things to say about the team again.

by KrankyKanuck November 5, 2017

LumberWack Bet

Prior to gay sex, the male being penetrated sprays a mixture of AXE body spray and strawberry lube on their asshole so is burns like hell, then when being penetrated the male jacks off and if he doesn’t cum before the other AND does NOT scream the penetrator he owes him $50. If screaming occurs repeat the process with the other male until it works, variations include adding a bigger cock(if available).

Yo, I won a LumberWack Bet against Ben last night.

by Grunkle Ben October 7, 2018

Lumberjack

Wanking in the trees

"Daddy what you doing In the garden?" "Man's having a lumberjack"

by Sir plops September 2, 2022