loner with a boner

a horny guy who has nobody to f*ck.
usually a loner with a boner will be a 40-year-old virgin.

*boy texts girl*
Jonathan: hey jess bby i'm soooooo horny right now so come over and f*ck me hard bitch ;) ;) ;) :*

Jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, sexy, horny and ready to fuck ;) ;) ;)
Jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a boner after all :D

by ilovejess:D August 5, 2011

Loner Day

Every August 12 is the special loner day.

Yo man what's up?
Nothing, going to kroger to get food for myself and celebrate loner day.

by Kiss.lxnd June 11, 2018

Loner artist

An artist that as a child was shy or drawn-in. Person who doesnt have many friends and draws emotional drawings or paints, main friends(that arent that close) are goths, dark artists, cutters and alchoholics/drug addictics(or person who try either toxic). As an adult they tend to be quiet, yet are quite smart(Because they actually pay attention in school) Their works are bought only by teenagers or only their 'happy' works are bought by adults. Some of the Loner artitst even throw themselves into expressing their emotional works with fantanzy art, therefore, making it more popular with both adult and teens.

See that girl over there leaning against the tree with those goths, yeah, the one with the white shirt on. She's a loner artist, you should see what this bitch can draw, its amezing.

by Guepardo Aleman September 7, 2005

Loner envy

The desire to have some time alone. Being envious of those people who have nobody around them.

When family and friends are around ALL the time. While the intent of the family and friends is good, too much of a good thing can drive a person crazy.

I have been with friends and family nonstop for three weeks. I am having mad loner envy and would do anything to get a minute alone.

by Davestomb January 1, 2012

loner boner

When you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.

"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"

"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"

by ThePariahDog September 18, 2012

loner boner

A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.

A spontaneous boner, if you will.

"I was in math class and got a total loner boner. Had to cover it with my text book."

by Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious January 17, 2008

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021