lomp

verb, To dress in women's undergarmets and stick foreign objects into the rectum while watching in a mirror standing on it.
noun, a person behaving in a homosexually perverted manner.

It was obvious that he was lomping by the footprints on the mirror and the stretched out panties on the floor.
"Stop acting like a lomp!" she yelled at her boyfriend as he admired his reflection with his penis tucked away.

by susanna502bananna December 28, 2005

Drop a Lymph Node

Rhyming Slang for dropping a load aka Taking a big ass shit!

If I don't drop a Lymph Node soon I'm gonna shit all over the subway floor.

by Daragh "innit?" McGuinness July 14, 2008

loophole

Something forgotten, and can be taken advantage of. Or be a disadvantage.

person 1: I found a loophole in spider solitary.
person 2: how?
person 1:I played all but 6 cards and i need 7 to use another deck.
person 2:what are you going to do?
person 1:I dunno..

by Commander Keen November 1, 2004

Lamphere

Pronounced "Lamfear", denotes a likable person who don't take no lip off nobody.

Dry ice.

That Lamphere showed that dude who wouldn't shut his mouth.

I wish I could move my hand but it's frozen due to holding this Lamphere.

by WripWrath June 1, 2009

loophole

slang for "anus" commonly used by Utah residents

"I'm a Mormon and need to maintain my purity until marriage, but you can stick it in my loophole if you want."

by blackie1829 December 13, 2007

Loophole Lent

I invented this term, to describe the loopholes I used to get around with for lent. It is usually used for people who are either non religious, or believe in God/etc. but do not follow certain religious customs, but have family that follow the custom. Such loopholes include simply giving up something you really do not care about, or substituting things you are giving up.

"I gave up chewing gum for Lent, but not bubblegum. And last year, I gave up Coke, but not Pepsi. I love Loophole Lent!"

by NinjaRaiden August 5, 2007

urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.

Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011