Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
by Jeffro303 February 08, 2013
1. A system of thinking that everything is as it appears.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.
Kodak Logic:
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"
by EJ5871 June 29, 2006
Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.
by Matt June 02, 2005
The logic used by whorish women to justify their whorish behavior in reference to their two timing ways
Her whore logic allowed her to tell me straight faced "I slept with him because I missed you so much"
by Charlie Bensen July 26, 2010
I wish I could understand hoe logic.
by bobsburgersbitch December 14, 2015
refers to the thought process of the stripper that allows him/her to regard the audience as the actual losers for having to resort to watch him/her strip
1) Stripper Logic: coined in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2015) directed by Robert Rodriguez. Jessica Alba plays the stripper: "I know exactly where I am, I know exactly what I am. I don't use the stripper logic anymore that they are the losers and I am not."
by Taka Roger August 04, 2015
trains of thought which make sense only in the context of an anime. scenarios which defy normal deductive reasoning.
Fruits Basket: the boys turn into zodiac animals when girls hug them. naturally.
jack: i kinda makes sense right? jill; I dunno, sounds like anime logic to me
jack: i kinda makes sense right? jill; I dunno, sounds like anime logic to me
by pinkelephant006 January 24, 2010