loach

A brown object that comes out of your bum. In other words a poo.
Can be used as a verb as well.

I did a loach
I loached it

by loachmonkeyman May 27, 2009

Lochlan Moment

A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny, and usually awkward

Someone: I just sharted
Me: Lochlan Moment

by Definition master 😎 January 18, 2021

Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.

Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.

by beeyatch December 16, 2004

Locha

means serious problem/issue in Mumbai Hindi street lingo

Aaj Locha ho gaya (Today there was a serious problem)

by Chancemaarkar April 24, 2008

Loched

(Verb)
1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.

Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.

by Bobby Billy BoB December 10, 2016

Lochlin

A variation of a Celtic word used as a name meaning; 1. a man from the land of the lakes or 2. Viking.

That guy from Denmark goes by Lochlin.

by lynjaspt February 7, 2010

dredge the loch

Song by the band Empiracy.
Exhibiting grindcore elements and melodic deathmetal.
A song which started a new era of sound for Empiracy following the song "The Wellread Goodbye" which is most notably the song which the band started tremollo picking.

This song is very dredge the loch

by sam mule el jacks son March 11, 2007