GarrBear Muzzle Loader

When a person is sucking a dick vomits, the male then uses his dick to shove the vomit back down that person's throat

Yo bro this bitch puked on my dick this morning so I gave her a garrbear muzzle loader.

by G4RR3EAR March 9, 2022

front-end loader

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

by Comic Event of the Century May 3, 2007

Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.

My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.

by Gnar Pete October 6, 2020

Pueblo Musket Loader

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.

My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.

by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Pennsylvania Muzzle Loader

While having sex doggy style, you pull out your chewing tobacco and place it on your woman's asshole and ram it In with your dick.

R.L. SAID TO J.B. " I'M TELLNG YOU I STUFFED THAT DIP IN HER ASS WITH MY DICK, THAT'S A PENNSYLVANIA MUZZLE LOADER"

by Jploppert October 18, 2017

muzzle loader

procedure in STD when a cotton cutip is shoved 3 inches up your urethra

after I railed that skank I had to go get a muzzle loader

by clean February 3, 2005