LithuaniaMan

A certain diver who likes to flop in big games and score against the mighty Lithuania, Faroe Islands, Malta and of course the powerful mighty Lichtenstein. Not even the mighty Gibraltar is left out. He is also known to be disappearing in the big games and the big moments. And getting carried by his team mates while he goes invisible.

LithuaniaMan is yet again invisible against the big teams. Such a shame he doesn't have Lithuania in the Euro semi finals....

by 6tydfsgrsa September 18, 2020

Lithium

A psychotropic medicine used in the treatment of bipolar affective disorders (BPAD or in lay terms just "bipolar").

Despite being the oldest established drug treatment of bipolar disorders, it remains the most effective. It is effective in all four domains of treating BPAD: Mania treatment, mania relapse prevention, depression treatment and depression relapse prevention.

Side effects include weight gain, acne and diminished thyroid function.

Lithium is extremely toxic in overdose.

No other medication worked, so the doctor prescribed me Lithium. It worked great.

by MrKapper Is Back December 19, 2012

Lithuania

see Kadzis; Best country in the world; NOT located in Africa (actually located closer to Russia in the slavic region)

shlava hogan majur tonzaniou

by ECK FreeWilly September 17, 2004

Lithuania

Small country in eastern europe that was like all the slavic countries occupied by the soviets. They gained their independance and now proceed to hate Russia along with the rest of eastern europe. Very nice country with educated people and a crazy murder rate.

Lithuania dislikes Russia for legitimate reasons.

by the angry mexican October 19, 2005

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

Lithuanian Smoothie

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.

I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.

by that dude09lol May 25, 2019

litho

its a short way of saying lithuanian.

person1:these people are lithos.
person2:yaii i bet they're russian

by XxX...LiL-Cutii3...XxX April 9, 2009