Kali Linux

A Linux distribution meant for ethical hacking. Often used by defenseless people to make threats

"I used Kali Linux to attack my friends WiFi router" "Bro WTF"

by Sergeant-_-Savage October 5, 2020

Linzer

1. Coolest Kid I Know.

2. Pastry sold at the local Bakery.

1. Yo! Lindsay is the Linzer!

2. That Linzer tasted so damn good.

by Jumbi Jr. January 28, 2009

Linus

Sexiest man alive

Oh do you see Linus ?
He's soo hot. I want to be his girlfriend

by oOBlueDemonOo August 6, 2017

Linze

One of the sweetest and prettiest girls you will ever be friends with, laid back and funny

K-pop lover and fantastic fan fiction stories

Linze is my childhood best friend
Have you met Linze ? You should !

by lovingnirvana May 5, 2020

Linux OCD

A mental illness often suffered by Linux users who insist everyone and everything should use Linux.

Categorized by frequent repetition of tasks the likes of "sudo pacman -Syu" or "neofetch"
Can also be categorized by constant tinkering, or insistence that it was the sufferer who broke the system.

Arch Linux user's terminal history: "yay -Syu\n neofetch\n neofetch\n sl | lolcat\n yay -Syu\n..."
Arch Linux user: "I had a productive day today."
Reasonable person: "Mate, you have Linux OCD, you spend 7 hours checking for package updates and running neofetch and sl..."

by sid_ March 14, 2021

Arch Linux Users

A toxic race of fat people that assert dominance over Ubuntu users.

See: Arch Linux, Third Reich

(Person 1): I can’t install arch!! Can someone help?
(Arch Linux Users): www.archlinux.org/read-the-fucking-manual

by Winux October 12, 2023

Linux from scratch

Linux from scratch is a way of trolling new Linux users into wasting thier time with compiling useless compilers to compile other useless compilers to compile neofetch which doesn't even display a custom ascii logo because your useless distribution doesn't have one so all of that doesn't even lead to you getting any karma over on r/unixporn.

WHOHOO I finally managed to get into a tty and now I'm gonna go over and tell everyone i use Linux from scratch, wait i forgot to install X important system utility and have to start over NOOOO

by Zsh4 January 9, 2022