Texas Lingerie

A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.

Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.

"Forget about lace and thongs, I like my girl wearing Texas Lingerie!"

by K-C- March 21, 2007

Linner

A late lunch, almost dinner meal.

After the soccer game, we went to Arby's for linner.

by MW713 May 15, 2008

John R. Lindensmith

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.

John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.

by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

Lingery

Pronunciation: Linger-"E".

Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.

Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"

A: "By doing that, you've now set a president for the future"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"

A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"

A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"

by thuankieu January 21, 2011

chicken linger

When a 3 piece finger box has been performed and a chicken tender is not successfully removed from the vagina, forgotten about and later discovered by another male suitor.

Naw bro, I don't mind getting chicken lingered. It's kinda cool when I can get some ass and a chicken tender! 3 piece finger box

by Allison's Giant Bush January 26, 2010

lindenhurst high school

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to "lose weight". lhs can't afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers' corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.

at lindenhurst high school there is one drug dealer for every five students.

by swindlehurst gangstah July 8, 2009

landerdoodle

1. A cross between KLL and a poodle.
2. A subversive cluster f#cking of a simple task.

1. LL: Do you like our new Landerdoodle? Do you think it looks more like the stud or the bitch?
KP: Definitely, the stud. I recognize those neuticles.

2. Damn, I need to start over...this has been completely landerdoodled.

by fu_db May 19, 2009