limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.

Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.

by Kobayagi September 9, 2007

limp lama

The act of putting ones penis inside the asshole of a man, or woman, whichever you prefer. Then orgasming atleast 4 times and waiting until you actually become limp inside the asshole. Then you thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes you to become fully stiff. Once you are stiff again you can pull out and, like a lama, the asshole should spit cum back at you.

What i wouldnt give to limp lama that guy....

by Givenlifeapurposeagain October 3, 2011

Limp Shrimp

A penis that is limp.

Becky: "So I heard you gave Jay a hand job?"
Emma: "Nah, he had a limp shrimp."

by datsweg February 1, 2014

Limp Dicked

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.

John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.

by Riper123 February 7, 2017

Limp yogurt

When a man ejaculates when he is not erected

Blake Miller was so horny, that he limp yogurted!

by Fatman2004 June 29, 2020

Limp dongle

: A useless, flaccid human being.

: Limp, obnoxious, but necessary.

: Appropriated from ‘dongle’; slang used to describe annoying adapters for electronic equipment.

These politicians are a bunch of limp dongles.

by Bussty April 3, 2021

limp penis

when you get an erection but your penis is bent like a boomerang.

Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa

by bambo15 October 7, 2017