A jock licker is someone who wants to be around the jocks sooooooo bad that the jocks make him there personal wedgie slave the constantly wedgie him and let anybody wedgie him they also make him do very embarrassing things like come to school in a wet diaper and then pants him in the hallway or put his lunch down his underwear and give him a messy wedgie they also make him do there work and he lets them do all this because he wants to be with the jocks
Hey did you see the jock licker getting a bouncing messy wedgie, yah I did later I saw him in the nurses office after the jocks peed on him and made him tell the nurse the that he wet himself and then she put him in a diaper and called his mom.
by I get daly wedgies April 21, 2015
Get the Jock lickermug. My mom found out I was a wick-licker when she found the missing menorah candles in my room.
Did you hear how Yankee Candle got raided the other day by the wick-lickers?
Did you hear how Yankee Candle got raided the other day by the wick-lickers?
by Snowrivers October 29, 2018
Get the Wick-Lickermug. by EveryShadeOfGrey July 9, 2023
Get the Bucket Lickermug.
Get the biz lickermug. 1. A person or persons who are constantly licking someone elses ass so they can get something in return. Often used to describe teachers pets and people who suck up constantly.
2. Jason Drury
2. Jason Drury
1. You're such an ass-licker Jason that it is impossible to tell where you start and the teacher ends.
by Scott Williamson June 18, 2004
Get the Ass-Lickermug. 1. A person that is a huge douche bag and constantly kisses ass to get where they are. They tend to be dull boring assholes with no sense of humour or heart. They are also usually pussies and are never willing to bend the rules to help a comrad out. Ball lickers tend to get a lot of managerial positions in life which can really piss off a genuine guy that is subject to working for him. At every school i've been to or for any organization I have ever worked at, there has always been a madd ball licker that likes to ruin my fun.
2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people.
3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible.
4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels.
2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people.
3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible.
4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels.
ball licking manager: Hey Miller, you're fired.
Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls.
ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line.
Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls.
ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line.
by I can't stand ball lickers July 18, 2006
Get the Ball Lickermug. 