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Lesbian

A woman who admires (likes) other woman. In my opinion, I believe that it is extremely ok to like a person your own gender. Because......me, yes me, a GIRL, does like another girl.... And 1 day hopes to get married with a beautiful woman that loves and cherishes me like I will for her. #LOVE IS LOVE!!!
Girl: I love lesbians!!! They’re so cute!!!
by LGBT Rules!!! <3 October 2, 2018
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.
I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.
by rdlez4lyfe June 18, 2006
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Your dad lesbian

The ultimate career ender, a step above your mom gay lol. One should be very careful when using this insult and only as necessary, for it is extremely powerful.
Margaret: Hey screw you Liam, your a piece if shit because you stole my lettuce. You know what? ur mom gay lol.

Everybody In attendance: DBDISBAOCCHDBDJ KCUDUEBBEU OOOMMMFFFFGGGG

Liam: u said I could have it. Actually, your dad lesbian.

Everybody who was at the scene died with exception of Liam. Liam is now god.
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Lesbian

A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with dildos and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't gotten any from men. Lesbians cannot be changed.

<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
Douche: I tried to fuck Zuleka, and now my dick is just a sad pile of mush.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.

Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
by scratchmaster101 December 7, 2010
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mean lesbian

Joke on twitter that began with the cliché of lesbians being mean, and is now seen as serious and/or a political movement by safe and liberal queer twitter

Is now used by many lesbophobes
"She has a red lesbian flag as a Twibbon, she must be a mean lesbian!"

"OMG mean lesbians are everywhere on twitter i hate them"
by meanlesbian June 8, 2021
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lutefisk lesbian

A lutefisk lesbian is a lesbian of Norwegian extraction, typically found in Minnesota or North Dakota. She is referred to as such because of their propensity to eat on holidays lutefisk, a type of jellied cod soaked in lye.
I'm proud to say that I'm a lutefisk lesbian.
by banana oil May 28, 2006
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lesbian magnet

a heterosexual female that attracts lesbians. When at a bar more females hit on you than men
By the way the lesbians were coming on to her it was oibvious she was a lesbian magnet.
by c.a.t. July 22, 2007
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