Lactation Lettuce

We took it personally.

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by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019

lucifers' lettuce

marijuana, weed, grass, pot.

man, i cant find my stash of lucifers' lettuce.

by j. hickey September 7, 2007

hot lettuce

An exquisite sex act requiring a bagged salad from a local market, a woman's accessible anal cavity, and deep, meaningful desire. First, a man (any man) closes his fist around a portion of the salad. He then lovingly inserts his fist into the woman's anus for a duration of their joint consent. When the couple is sufficiently aroused, the man releases the salad before removing his hand from the woman's anus. With the salad inside, the two enjoy a standard round of anal sex. The man must ejaculate onto the salad, as a dressing. Finally, the act is completed upon receipt of the "hot lettuce" by the man's mouth, eating the sumptuous morsel from her pooping cavity.

"No thank you, waiter. My wife and I will dessert at home with a steaming bowl of hot lettuce."

by ultramundane8 June 19, 2016

satans lettuce

Marijuana/Weed

"Satan

"Dont smoke Satans Lettuce"

"Dude I got so stoned on some pretty dank Satan's lettuce last night"

by A. Lmao June 18, 2014

lettuce snow

Let us know!

Ok Tahnee lettuce snow

by Cobbler June 6, 2018

gay lettuce

Gay lettuce is the term given to some one when they fall for a trap without knowing they are a trap

Oh Evan did you just call Baire White hot? You Gay Lettuce

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

Devils lettuce

Weed, Ganja Mary Jane etc.

That homeslice was all smoked up on the devils lettuce.

by sctso October 29, 2003