5 definitions by Cobbler

lettuce snow

Let us know!

Ok Tahnee lettuce snow

by Cobbler May 17, 2018

laspinafried

the act of smoking oneself mentally retarded

jason & I bought some crystal meth & went over to joes house & got laspinafried

by Cobbler October 6, 2003

laspinafy

the act of destroying something often (but not always) out of anger

My computer crashed on me again so I laspinafied it by throwing it out the window

by Cobbler October 6, 2003

bamboozle

1. to confuse, disorient and confound a muppet
2. to end up in a state of sozzle bliss
3. a fantastic UK teletext multiple choice quiz game

1. the trickster bamboozled his female audience with his bra stealing sleight of hand
2. those pills we took last night, a total brain bamboozling experience...
3. its the red button, i'm sure of it!

by Cobbler April 1, 2004

dirge

a long, drawn out, soul draining noise

the chapel organist played his all too familiar dirge to welcome us to our dutiful prayer

by Cobbler April 1, 2004