The Larney

The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.

Guy 1: Hey, I tried The Larney last night!
Guy 2: No way, how was it?
Guy 1: Amazing! It felt like there were bumble bees in my ass!

by El Bumbaclot January 9, 2009

Learned

A person who has lost faith in Love/relationships

"Dude that girl was such a Learned I had no hope of dating her."

by nastycheese07 November 9, 2009

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

Laredo

Not Nuevo Laredo, which is in Mexico (weird, huh?). Also known as Lar... cave.

by shannim August 21, 2003

Larney

Someone who's in jail for being a pedophile.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/Paedophile-sexually-assaulted-boy-at.4447738.jp

Did you hear that Larney's in jail for fucking a young boy?

by LarneyWatcher October 20, 2008

Larted

When you accidentally fart while laughing. Often times the offender -- surprised by the flatulence -- will laugh longer than necessary and sometimes a little louder in hopes that anyone in the area will not have heard the gas.

Unfortunately, this only brings more attention to the situation.

Larters often leave the scene to not only out of embarrassment, but to hopefully drag the smell with them.

Dude, why'd you walk away so quickly?

I larted and I think Karen heard it.

by SickTwist February 4, 2012

Larney

Larney is teh best person on Neowin even though he has been suspended because one of the mods have a rod so far up their ass they are almost choking on it.

LARNEYLARNEYLARNEY!

Larney's so going to pwn you

by waaaaaaaaaaaat May 7, 2005