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Loading Dock

Backing up against a urinal and defecating into it, either due to commode stalls being occupied, or revenge at a janitor.
Lee was mad at Missy, the cleaning lady at work, so he pulled a loading dock in the men's restroom. Missy had to go log fishing and replace the cherry puck.
by Eman1187 May 5, 2009
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Side Loading

The act of having sex while both parties are laying on their sides.
Victor said he enjoyed side loading Lisa so he can watch TV at the same time.
by Brown TeaPot September 10, 2009
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loadie

Oh wow, I just made a HUGE loadie!
by Lampchild April 17, 2006
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Trunk Loading

v. The act of engaging in anal sex, can apply to a male or female on the receiving end
Grocery checkout guy: "Hey ma'am, need some help loading your trunk?"

Old Lady: "I stopped Trunk Loading years ago, son. Thanks for the offer though!"
by Dreamy Remy September 25, 2009
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loadmaster

the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.

the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!

some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!

the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!

kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2011
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loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking
Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.
by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008
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loadivated

lack of motivation due to being LOADED.

When your computer loads too slow.
I was going to clean my house today but after wake-n-bake, I was loadivated and nothing got done.

My computer is sooo old it's loadivated.
by roadrage1022 July 26, 2010
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