liver squirts

When an alcoholics liver is failing from mass doses of alcohol and when he shits it squirts all over the toilet bowl.

My main man Purp has the liver squirts!

by cdubb January 14, 2008

liver slices

1) the beat up pussy walls resulting from countless poundings of meat in taco.
2) the smell and color resembles liver

wow Davey why'd you pound those liver slices???

by SETHMU February 19, 2009

liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014

Liver flipper

When a mans penis is so large it feels like he flipped your liver.

My mans penis is so big he’s definitely a liver flipper.

by Double D 2 November 16, 2017

liver ass

A long night of drinking cheap beer leads to a terrible hangover with long heavy fog farts with a warm finish that feels like your battered liver flaps out of your ass!

Damn dude! I drank all that cheap ass beer last night and I've got a mean case of liver ass! When I cut one it's heavy like fog and I'm pretty sure my rotten liver pokes out of my ass!

by Madness18 May 5, 2018

Liver Drowning

Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.

Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019