Kaptain Krunk

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster

you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!

by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007

krunk

another word for being crushed.

im hurt. or you crused my chips

by ashton June 25, 2004

uncle krunk

Douchebag faggot sloppy fat fuck that went to Northside, but jumped on the Acadiana bandwagon once they started winning and calls everybody his nephew when clearly there’s no relation.

Yep that’s Uncle Krunk at yet another Acadiana High football game.

by El Diablo 3 October 19, 2019

krunk

1.(v)To go postal on someone's ass.

1.I'm bout to get krunk on John if he doesn't stop being annoying.

by Bird April 5, 2004

krunk

Getting high on crank and getting drunk.

Do you only have beer? I'd rather get krunked

by Jennifer January 29, 2005

krunk

Being of low or poor quality or demeanor.

The Afghan alpaca is so krunk.

by Fairgood Wetherbody (Haxor III) December 17, 2004

krunk

A new urban developed word used to describe all matter, tangible or not.
EX:
1) I krunk you
2) Ewww. There's krunk in my trunk and the Pizzo left a mess.
3) This database is krunked.

Numero...Who is good with numbers? :)

by Fumar DeAmorodate December 26, 2003