kaptain

sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.

im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy

by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

Kaptain

The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.

I got in a fight with The Kaptain last night and got crunchatized!

by The Tomb January 24, 2008

Kaptain Krunk

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster

you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!

by Kaptain Krunked October 28, 2007

Kaptain Kayy

A big time no good streamer who steals your metoer cores then gas lights you.

That partnered streamer is being a real Kaptain Kayy

by Hunkrat January 29, 2023

Kaptain Kool

A mixed drink involving Captain Morgan's and Kool Aid...preferably 100 proof Captains if youre not pussy

Yo I loves me some Kaptain Kool. OOHHH YEAHHHHH

by blakkkkguy December 16, 2010

Kaptain Kush

Kaptain Kush also known as Lawrence Godwin Kingsley is a Nigerian singer, rapper, songwriter, blogger, Influencer and entrepreneur.
Also, he’s also addressed as ThePlug

1) He’s a jack of all trade, Kaptain Kush
2) Striving to learn more makes you Kaptain Kush

by AfricanDude May 8, 2020

Kaptain Kush

1. An individual who has shown unwavering perseverance and leadership in the epic struggle to defend the wholesome plantae widely known as cannabis.

2. A dude who gets REALLLLLLLLY BAAAKED!!! ...a lot

1. Innocent individual(s): Kaptain Kush!!!!!!! SAVE US!!!

2. That guy just smoked a 9 gram blunt on Easter!!! He is definately Kaptain of the Kush.

by Hurley4289 July 19, 2009