ashton's definitions

poopdick

Word describing someone who enjoys having avid anal sex.

OMFG he is such a poopdick.
Man, that Josh is such a poopdick.

by Ashton June 18, 2004

juicy clutch

an overly slick or oily penis

1) damn, he had one juicy clutch
2) I happen to enjoy big juicy clutches

by Ashton February 4, 2005

krunk

another word for being crushed.

im hurt. or you crused my chips

by ashton June 25, 2004

nicole richy

A very hott girl who happens to be freinds with teh ever so sexi and muh idol paris hiltonm. On there TV show together Nicole spends mots pof her time asking invaiding questions and being horny.., But why is her boyfreidn so frikin ugly!

" Dont u wish u were nicole"
"come here u sexy bitch nicole"
Nicole richies tells all STOP ITS OKAY 2 be mixed"

by Ashton April 12, 2005

Avis

nice, angel, perfect,etc. etc. etc....

You are such an avis

by ashton March 21, 2004

suck-up

Someone who does good stuff for you in the hopes that one might be suddenly endowed with all the wealth and generosity that you could possibly give (and usually are disappointed)

MAC: Dude, that guy gave you a brand-new Mini Cooper S with supercharger and NOS intake apertures?!
BILL: Man, what a suck-up, I know. He just wants me to let him date my sister. Like that'll ever happen, HA! But nice car anyway, so thanks to him!

by Ashton January 15, 2003

BRO

A Bro is a guy who wairs his hat curled up and sideways. He drives a huge lifted truck and works out constantly... but only on his biceps. he is probably wairing a black famous shirt to cover his beer belly from drinking too much out in the desert.

dude... bro it matters not

by ashton April 18, 2005