kroger

when a person gets head underwater

dude last night alisa gave him a kroger

by ThatOneChik December 8, 2006

Krogirl

In general terms, any supermarket that is centrally located within a gay district or neighborhood.

Steve: Oh my, we're out of anything floral for tonight's soiree! What shall we do?

Jose: No worries, I'll stop at the stop-and-shop on my way to the cleaners... toodle-oo.

Steve: No Joey, we've important company gracing us with their presence tonight; I'm using Grandma's china, for Cher's sake!

Jose: Got it. Krogirl it is.

by smootyspice May 20, 2011

Kroger

Ingesting a hit of marijuana in a crouching position, then immediately standing up, arching your back, and forcing blood to your face. Usually results in an amazing head rush and possible blackout.

Pothead 1: "Whats good bro? You wanna go take Krogers behind Stop & Shop?"

Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."

by Mr.Difter November 6, 2011

Krogolica

A Holiday name in which was made up because Krogolica's parents hate her.

ex 1: Oh look at those ornaments hanging off of that girls nipples; her name must be Krogolica!

ex 2: Parents: Go jump off a bridge. Krogolica: I'm sorry for being named Krogolica.

by Ohmyshit!! January 14, 2010

kroger

An affirmation. To testify to a fact. To give approval. Validate the statement of another.

Dan: You-know-who is so snarky. I can't stand her.
Brent: Kroger!

by piankeshaw May 4, 2009

Krogs

Faggots with beret hats with an intense obsession for (shitty) art. They're usually short women who don't know how taxes work and think the earth is flat. Refer to Art fag

Person 1: Met a girl yesterday, she seemed nice but she wouldn't stop talking about Tracey Emin's knickers with menstrual period stains.

Person 2: Must be one of those Krogs

by anonymous June 13, 2018

Kroger

A frog that lays human eggs. They live in the east and once the human eggs are born, they eat them. Once they've eaten the human eggs, they turn into a human. You can tell one apart because they have large/disfigured noses. After they've turned into a human, they migrate to the west and start a new life as a human.

"Hey, Bobby, I think Jim is a Kroger!"
"Really? Why?"
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE. IT'S AS HUGE AS KAREN'S EGO!"

by KrogerCatcher November 11, 2019