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(verb)To engage in the act of kroging, whereby the (male or female) kroger firmly scrapes their fingernails in a 'come hither' motion along the undercarriage of a male, beginning between the anus and scrotum and proceeding toward the anterior along the length of the scrotum. The kroger then samples the scrapings by smelling, tasting or both.
Girl, my gooch is sore from all the kroging last night.
kroge by GabrielSix April 4, 2005
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dunning-krugerrand 

A disparaging term for BitCoin, a play on the Dunning-Kruger effect.
He had a lot of Dunning-Krugerrands tied up in Silk Road when the Feds took it down.
dunning-krugerrand by d.w. January 1, 2014

Mieke Kröger 

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.
Person A: Mieke Kröger
Person B: Mieke Kröger
Mieke Kröger by Denniisss February 27, 2022
Noun - An extremely inconsistent Crypto Currency that was at it's highest in 1997
"Damn! Mr.Simpson has been getting rich off of Kromer!"
"Kromer? Isn't that pretty dangerous?"
Kromer by anonymous September 28, 2021

Kroger Feet 

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.
Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.
Kroger Feet by jsc4213 March 25, 2009

Dunning-Kruger effect 

A condition where a person so dumb, that he fails to realise how dumb he actually is. Frankly, lacking the competence to identify incompetence - often resulting is immense self-confidence and talking massive cock.
bimbo: "I don't eat crabs coz they kill it when it's alive, it's cruel to do that."
dude: "that's the dunning-kruger effect for ya."
Kromer,currency made up by spamton,everyone’s favorite character from Deltarune it is shown that over than 1000 kromer is worth less or more than 25 Dark Dollars making it mostly worthless,and worth as well. Venezolan people love it!
Person A: Yo did you hear about these KROMERS?
Person B: Hell yeah! I just got a HYPERLINK BLOCKED just for 1997 *Kromer*!
Kromer by OngFr? September 30, 2021
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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